LOADS OF PLACES BECAUSE ITS TRUE! DEFO!!!
Chelsea are considering allowing Andriy Shevchenko to go out on loan in the New Year, with former employers AC Milan his most likely destination. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Thirty million quid!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Liverpool are braced for a £12million battle with Manchester United for Jermain Defoe, and Rafael Benitez says he is prepared to offer Craig Bellamy in part exchange.
Aston Villa have are also in the hunt for Liverpool target and Blackburn full-back Lucas Neill. Good, we've got enough thugs at the club as it is.
Jose Reina is set to be rewarded with a new £40,000-a-week deal at Liverpool. Nice one Pepe...